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Why All Men Are Called Handsome
If Sex Between 3 People Is Called A Threesome,
And Between 2 People Is Called A Twosome
Then You Can Understand Why All Men Are Called Handsome
And Between 2 People Is Called A Twosome
Then You Can Understand Why All Men Are Called Handsome
Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga
Ek Gaanv Ke Anpadh Ladke Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Suhagrat Ko Kamre Mein Jaata Hai Aur Biwi Se Bolta Hai
Ladka: “Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga“
Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli
Ladki: “Aur Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega?“
Suhagrat Ko Kamre Mein Jaata Hai Aur Biwi Se Bolta Hai
Ladka: “Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga“
Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli
Ladki: “Aur Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega?“
Why Does A Madrasi Never Smooch While Sex?
Question: “Why Does A Madrasi Never Smooch When Having Sex?”
Answer: “He Is Too Busy Holding His Lungi Up With His Teeth“
Answer: “He Is Too Busy Holding His Lungi Up With His Teeth“
Please Extend My Leave
An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.
He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave”
Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“
He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave”
Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“
Why You Brings Your Cat To School
A Small Boy Brings His Cat To School.
Teacher Asked: “Why ?”
Boy Tearfully Replies: “I Heard Daddy Telling Mom – I Am Going To Tear Your Pussy After The Kids Go To School“
Teacher Asked: “Why ?”
Boy Tearfully Replies: “I Heard Daddy Telling Mom – I Am Going To Tear Your Pussy After The Kids Go To School“
Rajdhani Express
Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,
Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho”
Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola
“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“
Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho”
Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola
“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“
Agar ye na kar sako to haar mat maan-na
Nigahon se nigahein mila kar to dekho,
Kabhi kisi ladki ko pata kar to dekho.
Hasratein dil mein dabane se kya fayda,
Apne haathon se zara daba kar to dekho.
Aasmaan simat jayega tumhare aagosh mein,
Ladki ki taangein faila kar to dekho.
Agar ye na kar sako to haar mat maan-na...
Do boonden to zaroor girengi yaaron,
Zara apne lund ko hila kar to dekho.
Kabhi kisi ladki ko pata kar to dekho.
Hasratein dil mein dabane se kya fayda,
Apne haathon se zara daba kar to dekho.
Aasmaan simat jayega tumhare aagosh mein,
Ladki ki taangein faila kar to dekho.
Agar ye na kar sako to haar mat maan-na...
Do boonden to zaroor girengi yaaron,
Zara apne lund ko hila kar to dekho.
Full ticket
Bus Conductor : Bachche ka full ticket lage ga!
Lady : Yeh to abhi nipple chusta hai!
Conductor : Woh to is ka baap bhi choosta hai, to kya uska bhi aadha logi?
Lady : Yeh to abhi nipple chusta hai!
Conductor : Woh to is ka baap bhi choosta hai, to kya uska bhi aadha logi?
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