Why All Men Are Called Handsome

If Sex Between 3 People Is Called A Threesome,
And Between 2 People Is Called A Twosome
Then You Can Understand Why All Men Are Called Handsome

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Why Does A Madrasi Never Smooch While Sex?

Question: “Why Does A Madrasi Never Smooch When Having Sex?”
Answer: “He Is Too Busy Holding His Lungi Up With His Teeth“

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Please Extend My Leave

An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.
He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave”
Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“

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Why You Brings Your Cat To School

A Small Boy Brings His Cat To School.
Teacher Asked: “Why ?”
Boy Tearfully Replies: “I Heard Daddy Telling Mom – I Am Going To Tear Your Pussy After The Kids Go To School“

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3 girls

3 Girls having lunch.
1st said: I saw the condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: I also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: Haramzadi pehle batana tha na !!

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